wow, get bigger, stronger, and more masculine junk ... mail...

i decided to turn the junk filter off on one of my email boxes... as an experiment,

did you know that people all around the world are trying to escape their country with giant amounts of money and are willing to give you a bunch of it for accepting it for them?? ITS TRUE!!!

did you know that if your penis is too small you can actually be despised by women?

women, did you know that if your breasts are too small, you might as well just get a sex change, no man will want to touch you anyways!

lots of cool things i had no idea about until i turned off that filter that has been keeping the truth from me!

bastards...

now, the coolest site i found was this one:

http://www.natureday.com/faq/free_breast_enlargement.html

They are offering a free 3 month sample supply of their breast enlargement cream ... all you have to do is send them a bare breasted "before" pic! amazing, expose yourself on the internet for cream to make yer boobs bigger and then do it again!

not sure these folks are on the up and up mind you... kinda like this guy:

seems legit enough...

but the best part of all of that site was the awesome testimonials... including pictures...

not the womens mind you, an internet boob is a internet boob these days.. however, the MALE testimonials really piqued my interest...

what man would not want a pair of his own hairy little jubblies? i know what your thinking, but really... think about it... you'd save 40bux a month on internet, 30 bux a month on playboy tv, whatever your budget is for porn mags, and not to mention all those VODs i know you rent...

...you'd be a zillionaire in no time!

all you gotta do is send a before pic*

r3gar>z h0\/33z

Mike

*Q: How does the picture have to look? Does it have to include my face?A: Preferably a naked chest, and your face is optional.
Q: Can I be wearing clothes during the picture?A: It would be wonderful if everyone could see just how well our products work on the bare chest. We are no longer accepting pictures with a bra or clothes on.