Excitment in my neighborhood.

Kidney stones.. they hurt... 2 days of suffering climaxing into fiery drama...

day one...
I get horrible stomache pain, http://www.webmd.com/ says it could be:

constipation. nope pooped good earlier today...
hernia. nope, heaviest thing i have been lifting is my fat ass outta my cosy chair...
trauma. nope... no football to the groin
kidney stones. agree... circle gets the square! I have had them 3 times in the past 5 years... and people who get them are 50% more likely to get them again in the next 10 years.

First time i got em.. it sucked... knocked me out for 2 days, i was in the hospital...
second time, i forced my way through my work day with lotsa pain killers
third time, knocked me out for a day, no pain killers
4th time... i worked through day one... day two murdered me.

Between day 1 and day two:
Middle of the night, I am dreaming dreams of sugarplums and cornsyrup when Laur(rudely!) wakes me up saying there's a doin's afoot...

i tumble outta bed and stumble to the window, looking out at a mass of ambulances, fire trucks and charred remains of 2 homes... apparently, at around midnight ish (we are now at 240am) a guy was walking home from his gfs house and saw a fire between the two houses... he then ran to the doors of the houses, banged like crazy to warn the families inside.. because of this guys great thinking, no one, not even the family pets, were hurt! great work!

so we watch this for about an hour, the adrenelin wears off and i collapse back into bed...

Then, i am in such awful pain, I can't get up to go to work... sucks... but now i know, seeing as the pain has traveled through my midsection, its gotta be more stones.

then at approximately 515pm, i give birth to 2 beautiful baby stones.. no bigger than cracked pepper... but they do suck...

fine and good... then we go out for dinner at the mall (mmm chilli dog) after not eating for 2 days properly... and upon our return, I find a "police alert" on our doorknob.
i figure it was about the suspected arson, but nope, when i called to say we slept through it, the constable advised me that there was a break-in in the area sometime between 9am and 2pm today...right when all the news trucks, police, fire investigators, gawkers and clean up folks were around... and we were here during that time... so I advised the officer what i saw that i can't talk about....

so... does anyone out there in reader land feel like putting up:
1 gorgeous broad
1 balding fat guy... who's crosseyed... but still hot... in a vaudville kinda way
1 10 year old with aspergers syndrome
1 gorgeous baby girl with tons of hair who is just starting to smile and sleeps through the night
1 old bitchy cat who hates people and hides when the door bell rings
1 dumb dog who is... well dumb
1 cute "kitten"
1 somewhat recluse rabbit with talons

let me know, cus all this random crap is making me nervous.